Justin Bieber Gets Roasted By Kevin Hart, Ludacris, Shaquille O’Neal, Snoop Dogg, Ron Burgundy & More

Comedy Central’s roast of pop superstar Justin Bieber is set to air on March 30th. Thanks to Buzzfeed we get a sneak peek at some of the most brutal jokes. Check them out below.

Kevin Hart: “Tonight we’re going to give what his parents and the legal system should have done years ago. We’re going to give this boy an a**-whoopin’.”

“Ebola patients hear about ‘Bieber fever’ and say, ‘I’m gonna go ahead and ride this one out.’”

Jeff Ross: “Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she’s dating men now.”

“Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you?”

Ludacris: “Justin Bieber wants to be black so bad, he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters.”

Chris D’Elia: “You have it all, except love, friends, good parents, and a Grammy.”

Hannibal Buress: “They say that you roast the ones you love. But I don’t like you at all, man. I’m just here because it’s a real good opportunity for me.”

“Actually you should thank me for participating in this extremely transparent attempt to be more likable in the public eye. And, I hope it doesn’t work.”

Shaquille O’Neal: “Justin, as a father of six you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people.”

Snoop Dogg “You bought a monkey! I mean, that monkey was more embarrassed than the one that started the AIDS epidemic.”

Will Ferrell/Ron Burgundy: “This kid has spunk, moxie, and a few other STDs.”

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